Bagginsheild Headcanons

What if the Genie from Aladdin was female and Aladdin fell for her & Jasmin was lesbian and fell for a friend of Aladdin

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*

Something something violence has always been the primary love language for Waynes, something something.

It breaks me that Bruce loves Jason so deeply, and Jason is so completely unaware of it. He comes to the conclusion that love is religion. You have to see to believe.

I’m just thinking about Jason watching evidence of how wrecked Bruce is after his death. He stalks Batman, always, tracks down every movement and breath. He waits for the perfect moment to shoot.

Your father only dies once, after all.

That moment, mysteriously, doesn’t come.

Jason’s never been scared of Bruce. Fear, to him, is darkness and cold and a bleach white face laughing at him. Fear of Bruce not being there at all. That’s fear.

I need a scene where Jason, — Red Hood, — watches Batman pin down a mugger.

He doesn’t know what that man says. Something about getting on him for not being there when Wayne’s boy got killed.

He’s never been scared of Bruce.

But when he punches that man, over and over and over, when his throat makes those horrible sounds of gasping effort, animal and feral, he’s afraid. Afraid Bruce won’t stop.

He’s about to jump in when another, smaller pair of feet runs up to the scene and Jesus Christ that’s a kid — A kid wearing Jason’s old uniform. Wrapping his arms around Batman’s and clinging.

The man on the ground is motionless. If he didn’t blink, Jason wouldn’t know there was a face anymore.

But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part is Bruce crying. Gasping, punched out noises, his hands drenched with red, squeezing the kid so close to him.

“My baby. Oh my baby.”

so disappointing how we never got an on-screen hilson kiss. with how close they were in that one ep in s7? yeah they definitely made out later

OK I GET THE BUCKY AND NAT SHIP I REALLY DO BUT NAT AND STEVE ARE JUST PERFECT?! LIKE THE RIGHTEOUS ALL AMERICAN GOLDEN BOY AND THEN THE SARCASTIC AND SOMETIMES MEAN ANGSTY GIRL WITH A DARK PAST

BESTIE IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL LIKE PLEASE!!!!! MCU FUCKED UP ON THAT!!!!

Also Steve would just be that golden retriever boyfriend and I feel like that would just be a hilarious dynamic with Nat that could’ve been so good

And just all the old school, chivalrous things he would’ve done that would’ve been adorable to see her reaction to because she’s never experienced something that pure before😭

Wilson abandones the room after a little disaccord with House.

House turns to see the ducklings: Don't worry, mommy and daddy had a little disagreement but we still love you.

Chase so done: Please, stop saying you're our parents, it's strange.

House: Are you kidding?, Cameron is our little princess, Chase, you inherited mommy Jimmy charms and Foreman...

Foreman: ...

House: we know mommy cheated on daddy but we are not fighting over it.

House: Kidding, you're adopted.

Chase: Wish I'm adopted too.

This could be easily a Dr. House dialogue