Humanelfdwarfdragonlord - Nightmare

good omens + text posts → 8/? bonus:

>when I’m reading explicit MCU fanfic and they’re about to fuck

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*

being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out

They got drunk:3

Heathers but it’s quote from my friend gc… minus the part about pot 

Reblog to kick everyone in the nuts

“This is a love story. A love story between a full-fledged psychopath and someone who has nascent psychopathic abilities . . . it’s a love relationship between two men: one of them is a cannibal, and one of them understands those cannibalistic instincts all too well.” -Bryan Fuller

Bagginsheild headcanons

- Bilbo doesn’t notice how much thorin is pining hard purely because he was convinced thorin just doesn’t like people like that

- Dwalin and balin hear all of thorins thoughts and feelings about Bilbo

- like even the wet dreams thorins had and they both are like well we have to listen to him dude is like dying over this guy who doesn’t even notice him

- once Bilbo actually catches on he’s like super flirty

- bilbo is verbally affectionate and thorin is physically affectionate

- no big spoon little spoon business who ever is in bed first is used as a bed

NFSW HEADCANONS INCOMING

- bilbo is very good at sex and initiates it, the hobbit rides like a real one

- thorin gets off to bilbo saying fuck

- bilbo says real freak shit under his breathe into thorins ear in public

- thorin then thoroughly lays pipe

- even split between topping and bottoming because we are adults

Reblog daily for health and prosperity