Reblog To Kick Everyone In The Nuts

Has anyone ever written or read a story where colour is not mentioned in any way shape or form

part 2 of the librarian memes bc i made so many of them it's insane. only this time you can really tell who are my favourite characters.

I like to imagine that Brom still got to see and participate in some of Eragons firsts. Like the village is sitting around a campfire and Brom tells one of his stories and little Eragon wriggles free from his aunts grasps and waddles over to him- his first steps. And Brom gets to catch him and everyone thinks it's just cute but Brom, on the inside, is so happy that Eragons first steps were towards him.

that one scene

Art by jeth F

Bagginsheild headcanons

- Bilbo doesn’t notice how much thorin is pining hard purely because he was convinced thorin just doesn’t like people like that

- Dwalin and balin hear all of thorins thoughts and feelings about Bilbo

- like even the wet dreams thorins had and they both are like well we have to listen to him dude is like dying over this guy who doesn’t even notice him

- once Bilbo actually catches on he’s like super flirty

- bilbo is verbally affectionate and thorin is physically affectionate

- no big spoon little spoon business who ever is in bed first is used as a bed

NFSW HEADCANONS INCOMING

- bilbo is very good at sex and initiates it, the hobbit rides like a real one

- thorin gets off to bilbo saying fuck

- bilbo says real freak shit under his breathe into thorins ear in public

- thorin then thoroughly lays pipe

- even split between topping and bottoming because we are adults

💕 Azi sketches, but he's more of a bastard 💕

good omens + text posts → 8/? bonus:

OK I GET THE BUCKY AND NAT SHIP I REALLY DO BUT NAT AND STEVE ARE JUST PERFECT?! LIKE THE RIGHTEOUS ALL AMERICAN GOLDEN BOY AND THEN THE SARCASTIC AND SOMETIMES MEAN ANGSTY GIRL WITH A DARK PAST

BESTIE IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL LIKE PLEASE!!!!! MCU FUCKED UP ON THAT!!!!

Also Steve would just be that golden retriever boyfriend and I feel like that would just be a hilarious dynamic with Nat that could’ve been so good

And just all the old school, chivalrous things he would’ve done that would’ve been adorable to see her reaction to because she’s never experienced something that pure before😭