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Bagginsheild headcanons

- Bilbo doesn’t notice how much thorin is pining hard purely because he was convinced thorin just doesn’t like people like that

- Dwalin and balin hear all of thorins thoughts and feelings about Bilbo

- like even the wet dreams thorins had and they both are like well we have to listen to him dude is like dying over this guy who doesn’t even notice him

- once Bilbo actually catches on he’s like super flirty

- bilbo is verbally affectionate and thorin is physically affectionate

- no big spoon little spoon business who ever is in bed first is used as a bed

NFSW HEADCANONS INCOMING

- bilbo is very good at sex and initiates it, the hobbit rides like a real one

- thorin gets off to bilbo saying fuck

- bilbo says real freak shit under his breathe into thorins ear in public

- thorin then thoroughly lays pipe

- even split between topping and bottoming because we are adults

I like to imagine that Brom still got to see and participate in some of Eragons firsts. Like the village is sitting around a campfire and Brom tells one of his stories and little Eragon wriggles free from his aunts grasps and waddles over to him- his first steps. And Brom gets to catch him and everyone thinks it's just cute but Brom, on the inside, is so happy that Eragons first steps were towards him.

"I’m yearning every day constantly" real

no because Hannigram is so WILD like this is literally their dynamic:

No, I’m not joking.

Yes. The cannibal is the sunshine one.

Bagginsheild headcanons because I’m obsessed again

- dwalin had to tell thorin to stop staring at Bilbo so intensely the way he was because to the average hobbit it look like he wanted Bilbo dead

- thorin was like but like it’s a look of love and dwalin was like does Bilbo know that

- thorin passes all his courting ideas past dwalin

thorin: dyou think he’d like to be awoken with my singing and harp

Dwalin: I genuinely think he’d like to be awoken with a knife and screaming

- thorin audibly sniffs Bilbo when they hug

- it freaks out everyone else but Bilbo thinks it’s endearing

- Bilbo loves thorins cooking even though it’s inedible

- thorin had marriage beads and rings made the first night he knew he wanted Bilbo

- bilbo encourages kili and fili to do backflips off the throne much to thorins dismay

- thorin asked bombur for some help to make breakfast for Bilbo but realised after thorin smashed open 6 consecutive eggs beyond use that one morning could not be enough time to help him

- all dwarfs love bilbo because he’s so different to other dwarfs but is nice and endearing

- this makes thorin only slightly jealous even though he knows bilbo would never even look at another dwarf twice

- thorin farts underneath a blanket and traps bilbo underneath it

- thorin is genuinely thrown off the first time bilbo gets him back

- thorin doesn’t take his jacket or crown off in his room because Bilbo always does and thorin loves when he does

- just gives him a reason to be close and kiss him

- this means that when Bilbo is mad at him he will just stare at him fully clothed still while bilbos already in bed

Bilbo: If you apologise I might think of taking off your crown and cloak

Thorin: I can’t imagine what I did wrong

Bilbo (who got blanket trapped in a fart in the morning): really!? Nothing rings out to you??!!? Nothing at all?????

Thorin: nope

Bilbo (not turned away from him and falling asleep): you’re right you didn’t do anything wrong

all clothes are unisex if you stop giving a shit

Sirius Orion Black's inishals are SOB to others that means Son Of a bi**h

What if the Genie from Aladdin was female and Aladdin fell for her & Jasmin was lesbian and fell for a friend of Aladdin

Faux ML COVID ad because Gabriel would definitely take advantage of the situation

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