Faux ML COVID Ad Because Gabriel Would Definitely Take Advantage Of The Situation

Other customs that hobbits do that would be particularly weird/shocking to dwarves would be gifting locks of their hair to their friends and loved ones.

Bilbo leaves them for all of the company. Just strands of his hair tied together with ribbon to signify how much he cares about them. It is..surprising to say the least to all of them, especially Thorin who thinks something is wrong.

Hair is sacred to dwarves. And they fear something is wrong with Bilbo, or someone has hurt him because he's cutting it all off.

In reality, Hobbits share hair often. They've got lots of it, it grows fast, and it makes a great keepsake.

Another thing is randomly cutting hobbit children's hair when it grows wild. All hobbits believe it's their responsibility to keep their youth looking sharp, and that's not possible when said youth have bird's nests on their heads.

It's accepted and expected of all Hobbit's to keep young one's groomed, even if they are not related. No matter where they are or what time it is.

So when Bilbo randomly sees a hobbit child with unkempt hair down to his back running in his garden, he takes him inside and gives him a proper trim.

And of course, the dwarves freak out. Why is this happening? What has the child done to be dishonored.

It takes a lot of explaining.

"I’m yearning every day constantly" real

You would think Castiel’s “heaven” being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no it’s from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.

​I CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.

being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out

Something something violence has always been the primary love language for Waynes, something something.

It breaks me that Bruce loves Jason so deeply, and Jason is so completely unaware of it. He comes to the conclusion that love is religion. You have to see to believe.

I’m just thinking about Jason watching evidence of how wrecked Bruce is after his death. He stalks Batman, always, tracks down every movement and breath. He waits for the perfect moment to shoot.

Your father only dies once, after all.

That moment, mysteriously, doesn’t come.

Jason’s never been scared of Bruce. Fear, to him, is darkness and cold and a bleach white face laughing at him. Fear of Bruce not being there at all. That’s fear.

I need a scene where Jason, — Red Hood, — watches Batman pin down a mugger.

He doesn’t know what that man says. Something about getting on him for not being there when Wayne’s boy got killed.

He’s never been scared of Bruce.

But when he punches that man, over and over and over, when his throat makes those horrible sounds of gasping effort, animal and feral, he’s afraid. Afraid Bruce won’t stop.

He’s about to jump in when another, smaller pair of feet runs up to the scene and Jesus Christ that’s a kid — A kid wearing Jason’s old uniform. Wrapping his arms around Batman’s and clinging.

The man on the ground is motionless. If he didn’t blink, Jason wouldn’t know there was a face anymore.

But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part is Bruce crying. Gasping, punched out noises, his hands drenched with red, squeezing the kid so close to him.

“My baby. Oh my baby.”

What if the Genie from Aladdin was female and Aladdin fell for her & Jasmin was lesbian and fell for a friend of Aladdin