Bagginsheild Headcanons Because I’m Obsessed Again

I’m not sorry

Infinity stones

Soul - Orange - Vormir - Anthony (Tony)

Mind - Yellow - Loki's sceptre - Thor

Time - Green - Wizards - Bruce/Hulk

Power - purple - temple - Clint

Reality - red - Asgard - Natasha

Space - Blue - Teseract - Steve

Wilson abandones the room after a little disaccord with House.

House turns to see the ducklings: Don't worry, mommy and daddy had a little disagreement but we still love you.

Chase so done: Please, stop saying you're our parents, it's strange.

House: Are you kidding?, Cameron is our little princess, Chase, you inherited mommy Jimmy charms and Foreman...

Foreman: ...

House: we know mommy cheated on daddy but we are not fighting over it.

House: Kidding, you're adopted.

Chase: Wish I'm adopted too.

This could be easily a Dr. House dialogue

mum said it's my turn to do the good omens + text posts meme pt. 3 (pt.1 / pt.2)

Les Miserables + Zombies: A Whole New Reason for a Barricade Happy Halloween! Enjolras takes on the National Guard zombies while little zombie Gavroche climbs up the barricade below, meanwhile the dying Eponine shows off her zombie bite to Marius and Grantaire fights off the recently turned Bahorel with a wine bottle.

So happy to finally be posting this illustration after keeping the sketch in my drafts for 7 years! I wanted so badly to finish this illustration but at the time I didn't feel skilled enough to complete it. Now I've done it and I'm so happy and relieved I finally got here.

Merlin au

Merlin au where everything is the same except Igraine (Arthur's mom) is still alive. So magic is still illegal for some or other reason (I'm thinking someone tried to kill Arthur or Igraine and it just so happens that they were a sorcerer and Uther gets extra protective, Igraine doesn't like it but she understands it to a point). Anyway when she (Igraine)meets Merlin for the first time she looks at him a is just like I know who your daddy is.

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

When talking about the kind of elves that fix shoes in the middle of the night or work for old men making toys or who eat your socks when you’re not looking, you know, those guys? The little fellows with loud socks?

I think more of those guys should also show up in high fantasy settings but the tall long living use bows and arrows elves also exist. And they are also called elves.

Also they must hate each other for no particular reason.

You would think Castiel’s “heaven” being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no it’s from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.

​I CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.