God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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Latest Posts by honorary-twat - Page 8
Virgil: Patton’s not here-
Virgil: time to play how much tequila can I put in my coffee before dying!
*later*
Virgil: *in a hospital bed* turns out the answer is a fuck ton.
The OG
“Made ya look!”
Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢
I can’t see the full image?? It’s flashing for a split second and then going back to how it appears on the dash...
(Click it!)
I was listening to a bunch of @thatsthat24‘s songs and the line from Incomplete still gets me every time :’)
Fanon deceit: I’m going to destroy Thomas’s life and mental health!!!
Fanon Virgil: *has an anxiety attack and starts crying*
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Canon deceit: hey guys? How bout Thomas take this amazing opportunity to further his career and better himself in a society where if you stop moving your guaranteed to fall behind?
Canon Virgil: *flips off deceit*
SELL drugs, don’t do them.
i need some sleep
GUYS,
NO MORE COOL MATH GAMES MEANS NO MORE PAPA’S GAMES
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Detroit-become Thomas.
Okay but imagine if the sides didn’t have names and all their names were just Thomas. Logan is Logical Thomas, Roman is Prince Thomas, Patton is Moral Thomas, Virgil is Anxious Thomas and that is just how they greet each other. Think about it. The confusion. The hilarity. The strangeness. The dark sides are the dark Thomas’ and Deceit is Liar Thomas.
FUCKING GOD IM TIERED OF ALL THESE FUCKING SPOILERS I. MIDW AS WELL NOT WATCH THE FUCKING MOOCIE CAUSE I BACIALLY KNOW EVERY THING GOD DAMNIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU ALL. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING SELFISH YOU PLASS HOLDSZ ARE?AS LONG AS THIS MOVIE IS IN THE FUCKING TELHEATER(it’s been less then a fucking week) YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTHS SHUT YOU SELFISH FUCKING PIGS. WHY DO YOU THINK OTS OKAY TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT ‘OH IORN MAN TURNING RHODYS WAR MACHINE SUIT INTO A TANK WAS SO COOL’ AND ‘HOLY SHIT PETER’S FATHER IS STEVE RODGERS I LOVED THAT REVIAL SO MUCH ITS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PLOT POINT THAT PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY ARNT GOING TO WANT TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THW THEATER LIKE JEESUS CHRIST YOU ASS HOLES.
i was so excited. I wanted to watch this movie so much. I still am. Just coming into tumblr, instagram, even going to school. You guys ruined it. Once you know something that can never be taken back. I’m not going to get to experience the movie the same way all of you did, because I already know. And you have no idea how much that hurts. You took all the best parts of the greatest movie of the century and ruind it. That’s why people say no spoilers. Not cause they want you to not talk about it. Because they want to be surprised at every turn, and it’s so selfish for you too take that away from them. From me.
Steve: *wields mjolnir*
Theatre:
Patton: Logan! I larb you!
Logan: Patton what does that even mean.
Virgil: *three days later*
Logan? I larb you.
Logan: and I love you, inability to conform to the laws of the English language and all.
Patton: what the-
Sometimes im like “what if im not really genderfluid” but then im like i cried at my hair for like three months. so yeah
yknow some days I’m like “but what if I’m not really aromantic?” and then I remember that in elementary school my ideal future consisted of living in a mansion with all my friends and playing webkinz for eternity. so yeah
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thats my NAME
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@thatsthat24 thank you so much i’m dyinggggggg
I Dont even go by that name any more but stillllll
and thats not how i pronounce it either but you know what? CLOSE ENOUGH
Today’s #ShoutoutSunday is dedicated to every terrific “T(h)alia” in the world!! Hope you all had a wonderful week and an awesome one ahead! 💛🎧 (Song: “Mid City Love” - Jeff Lewis)
The Fanders with litterally all of the sander sides.
Taking Creative Liberties ✏️
so The Gays™️ are evil?
A wild comfy sofa chair has appeared!!
…..What will you do?
fucking Alaska i swear to god
@starchygoodness
GODDAMN IT ITS STUCK IN MY HEADDDD
W H A T
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ima broke boi i need $10
we stan a sailor in this house
Kevin from home alone is a slytherin
Logan: everything I do is completely rational.
Virgil: just yesterday you nearly died choking on water after you chugged two bottles at the same time to ‘meet your daily quota.’
Patton: that’s taking hydrate or die-state to a whole new level.