Logan: Everything I Do Is Completely Rational.

Logan: everything I do is completely rational.

Virgil: just yesterday you nearly died choking on water after you chugged two bottles at the same time to ‘meet your daily quota.’

Patton: that’s taking hydrate or die-state to a whole new level.

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honorary-twat
4 months ago
Image of a distressed-looking person with curly hair in the front window of a trolley, framed by red text that reads "we all know about the trolley problem." The words "trolley problem" appear to be dripping with blood.
Red text that reads "An impossible scenario of life and death: who do you kill? One innocent orphan boy, or a group of wanted criminals?" accompanied by a drawing of split tracks with an orphan boy on the left and a row of criminals on the right. They are all tied with ropes.
Red text that reads "Your elderly grandma? Or a child you don't know?" On the left is a drawing of a curly-haired smiling old woman, and on the right is a black-haired grinning child. Both have a red, dripping hole in the center of their chests.
Red text that reads "we see it when we vote," then a drawing of a bloody hand with a pen above a ballot. The options are "Dr. Evil" and "Cruella D." The red text continues, "when we buy," with a drawing of another bloody hand holding red-stained cash.
A drawing of a woman lying in bed looking up at her hands as they drip with blood, framed by red text that reads "we dream of it in visions of the apocalypse."
A drawing of a person clutching their own hands, once again covered in blood. A red, dripping "X" is on their chest, and their face is splattered with red as well. They look deeply haunted, and they are surrounded by black scribbly shading. "But at some point," the red text reads, "when we are tired of choosing who deserves to be spared, it becomes relevant to ask..."
A red background behind drawings of faceless people in black suits and white ties, only differentiated by head and facial hair. In the foreground is a fist at someone's side, dripping with blood onto doubly carved-in red text that reads, "who is tying people to the tracks?"

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

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honorary-twat
1 year ago

You’re standing at the altar, about to get married to your beautiful fiancée. When suddenly the king of demons bursts through the door of the room, which naturally causes panic. You tried to warn everyone that inviting your sibling to the wedding would mean trouble, but they kept insisting.

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honorary-twat
2 months ago
Obsessed With The Power He Holds Over Straight Men

obsessed with the power he holds over straight men

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honorary-twat
4 weeks ago
honorary-twat - interestingly irregular

does anyonw want to play surgery. with me

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honorary-twat
5 years ago

Me, crossing my bedroom

Do t fall into the pit don’t fall into the pit don’t fall into the pit

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honorary-twat
5 months ago

in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

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honorary-twat
5 months ago

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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i am a professional chef im literally about to make some french onion soup
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honorary-twat
3 months ago

every time you see a headline like this

Every Time You See A Headline Like This

I want you to remember these ones

Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
Every Time You See A Headline Like This
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honorary-twat
6 months ago
Lmfao Theyre Trying To Erase EVERYTHING Huh.
Lmfao Theyre Trying To Erase EVERYTHING Huh.
Lmfao Theyre Trying To Erase EVERYTHING Huh.
Lmfao Theyre Trying To Erase EVERYTHING Huh.
Lmfao Theyre Trying To Erase EVERYTHING Huh.

lmfao theyre trying to erase EVERYTHING huh.

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honorary-twat
1 year ago

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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if you guys dont reblog this im gonn cry
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honorary-twat - interestingly irregular
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interestingly irregular

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!

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