Kevin From Home Alone Is A Slytherin
Kevin from home alone is a slytherin
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is this a safe space to say i dont care if fedex is hiring? i dont care if sitting at home verifying orders? good pay 2025? i dont care. and i wont care in five posts either.
Virgil: Patton’s not here-
Virgil: time to play how much tequila can I put in my coffee before dying!
*later*
Virgil: *in a hospital bed* turns out the answer is a fuck ton.
GUYS,
NO MORE COOL MATH GAMES MEANS NO MORE PAPA’S GAMES
Spread and support Adobe, and help save all 2000’s kids’ childhoods and more to come! ❤️
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
"Fuck!" Said gordan.
Happy trans day of visability!
This is my first tdov since my egg cracked and I decided to celebrate with cupcakes :)))
a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes
Obi-wan: how have you avoided the inquisitors all this time?
Quinlan Vos: when they look up my name the first thing that pops up is the time I got arrested at an empire day parade for flashing an admiral for beads. It's usually enough to convince them I'm not a jedi.
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honorary-twat reblogged this · 6 years ago
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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