Patton: Logan! I Larb You!

Fanon deceit: I’m going to destroy Thomas’s life and mental health!!!

Fanon Virgil: *has an anxiety attack and starts crying*

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Canon deceit: hey guys? How bout Thomas take this amazing opportunity to further his career and better himself in a society where if you stop moving your guaranteed to fall behind?

Canon Virgil: *flips off deceit*

Commenting positively on fic like

Unfamiliar author: wow I loved this!

Author you’ve interacted with before: you killed me, I’m dead

Author who’s your friend: I hate you

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

Obi-Wan Kenobi Spoilers

I can't believe Qui-Gon Jinn spent the 23 years after his death being one with the Force and learning enough to manifest himself as a Force ghost, only to find out that every time he shows up when Obi-Wan is literally calling out to him for guidance his bum ass padawan can't even see him

Like I'm just imagining Obi-Wan close to tears, angstily crying out to his Master while Qui-Gon is standing right next to him looking like this

It is simultaneously true that it’s best to give trans kids puberty blockers if they need them and that if you went through a first puberty you’re not doomed forever like both of these things are true

art by @BottlngSunshine

Soul: maka- mAKA NO! HES OMNIPOTENT ITS NOT HIS FAULT

Based on dtks “I’m not studying for that test I already know everything” & the fact that he doesn’t even need to attend dwma I think after he got a stamp for his name or something and has to take another test he shows up having never studied and aces it and maka who did nothing but study for three days straight has to be restrained from literally killing him