The phrase “Roman whipping out his sword at any given opportunity” exsists and it’s the best/worst thing ever.
Fanon deceit: I’m going to destroy Thomas’s life and mental health!!!
Fanon Virgil: *has an anxiety attack and starts crying*
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Canon deceit: hey guys? How bout Thomas take this amazing opportunity to further his career and better himself in a society where if you stop moving your guaranteed to fall behind?
Canon Virgil: *flips off deceit*
Patton: Logan! I larb you!
Logan: Patton what does that even mean.
Virgil: *three days later*
Logan? I larb you.
Logan: and I love you, inability to conform to the laws of the English language and all.
Patton: what the-