honorary-twat
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes
Actually, high proof liquor like smirnoff very thoroughly kills bacteria, so washing her feet with it would definitely make them cleaner
girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.
How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!
e: I looked on The Internet
Just internalize that you're right and everyone else is wrong and doesn't know what they're doing.
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
It's doable, I've pulled it off before
is it blasphemous to wear two types of plaid at once
No, that would not be blasphemous in the religious sense, my child. Aesthetically though, it is quite often unpleasant and a cause of disappointment to the Almighty
It's doable, I've pulled it off before
is it blasphemous to wear two types of plaid at once
No, that would not be blasphemous in the religious sense, my child. Aesthetically though, it is quite often unpleasant and a cause of disappointment to the Almighty
Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are
Oregon USA, mine was Soul Eater
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
I saw a post that was 'we know Jason Todd is a fanfic author, but what if Dick Greyson was ALSO a fanfic author and also ghost wrote endings to Jason's Fics when he died as a coping mechanism' the other day, and I can't find it now but I would like to add:
Dick waking up the morning after one of the big Fanfiction Purges and finding out all his dead brother's fics were deleted with no backup to speak of.
not to keep talking about starbucks but i really want people to be aware of this. i'm no longer with the company but still have connections within the union and my fiance still works there, she is chronically ill and wears a respirator to work every day. my old store half my coworkers were disabled and masked.
starbucks is planning to ban the use of masks and respirators by employees, unless they recieve written permission from a doctor. this quickly follows their regressive dress code changes that were criticized for antiblackness and transmisogyny, and made unilaterally without bargaining with the union. and then they partially rolled that dress code back because of criticism. so lets give them some more criticism lol
a lot of yall are probably already boycotting anyways (and i support it) but please do me a favor and flood starbucks social medias telling them you support masking, and that you don't want disabled partners to be thrown away like this. it would mean a lot to me as someone who knows SO many disabled and at risk people who work in these stores.
starbucks socials: insta | facebook | twitter | tiktok
New snitch line just dropped for reporting clinics that support gender affirming care: www.hhs.gov/protect-kids/index.html
It requires a "first name", "last name", and "cell phone number" as contact information but does no verification. Theoretically anyone could type fake info in there, which would be terrible. Presumably your IP address & browser cookies are tracked.
Please do NOT spam this site via your VPN with realistic but false leads, made up clinics, and the names of fictitious healthcare providers like Dr. Frank N Furter or Gregory House, MD.
Doing this in the past has led to the sites becoming overwhelmed & shut down! It is imperative that you spread the word to prevent this resource from being overloaded.
Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.
I’m curious!
He accidentally leaves the flash on on his camera and flashes batman in the middle of the night, then swears and falls off a fire escape.
If Jason never died how do you think Tim would have joined the Batfam, if at all? How different do you think the dynamics would be, the way he’s treated and how he grows?
To be completely honest, I think if Tim didn’t join Batman his adoration of him would have slowly dwindled as he got older and he either would have been an iconic CEO that saves the world through helping the climate crisis OR
He would be some hybrid of Lex Luthor and Ra’s, as in he’d help people and want to make the world a better and healthier place but his means of doing so would be super morally questionable.
I think if he would still be against killing but not out of a moral code or because he refuses to stoop to that level, but because he would see it more as a cop out? I think he would see taking a life as a losers way out, something quick and easy and that is avoidable if you’re just smart enough to think of another solution.
But he wouldn’t not do it at all, I think it would just have to be either a last option or it’s just not worth the resources.
Happy trans day of visability!
This is my first tdov since my egg cracked and I decided to celebrate with cupcakes :)))
obsessed with the power he holds over straight men
Fuck this we've gone nazi...
This is so viscerally pathetic it’s almost impressive. Yes it’s a fascist move but that doesn’t make it any less pathetic. (Add on but. No patrick. just because Miss Carabello slightly mispoke about the contents of the letter (he used a normal metaphor with violence, something conservatives do CONSTANTLY but still sent the law to bully, ie pathetic) does not make this misinformation. It’s a Slight miscommunication
evil bisexual sex. you agree. reblog
Wow it's almost as if gender is not a solid basis on which to decide who get to have what kind of problems. It's almost like gender is a social construct
about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people
Peter, looking at Red Hood and Deadpool: I attract a type.
Lately I've been wanting a Spiderman/DC crossover fic but the twist is that it's the Batfamily that travels to the Marvel universe and ends up in Queens, it would be so funny, just imagine.
Nightwing: so you take care of all the crime here? Not only supervillains but also problems like kittens in trees?
Signal: He's like a meta spider firefighter
Red hood: And he doesn't have any crazy clown and he doesn't have to pretend to be a billionaire fool to hide his identity
Red robin: Well, to be fair, he does have a green goblin
Redhood: I'd take that crazy guy any day over the joker, WOW old man you must be so embarrassed
Batman:......
Spiderman: (noticeably worried but flattered?) Thanks for all your compliments but I think I should take you to my wizard friend to solve this little multiverse problem....
Batman:......even kittens?
Robin: Stop embarrassing yourself father, I'll take care of that in Gotham.
There would also be a little romance between Jason and Peter because why not? it would be so fun (and don't even tell me Jason wouldn't be dazzled by Peter)
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Well thank goodness nothing was hurt
this thread absolutely killed me
It is simultaneously true that it’s best to give trans kids puberty blockers if they need them and that if you went through a first puberty you’re not doomed forever like both of these things are true
is this a safe space to say i dont care if fedex is hiring? i dont care if sitting at home verifying orders? good pay 2025? i dont care. and i wont care in five posts either.
posted on Kate Bornstein's substack
Put on my boots and walked outside at 3am to take this picture. This is Anchorage Alaska
Move along, nothing to see here. Just blizzards in Florida + record snowfall in Mississippi and Louisiana + climate change.