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Dont wanna sound like a slut but i love hugs so fucking much
YOU LOVE MILKCAN #MILKCAN
More favourite numerical memes:
Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)
bunny morning 🌄 🐇‼️
A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.
Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.
Heard that dumb trump quote and had to make something fun out of it.
Have a cute trans mousegirl. her name is Brie-Anna.
diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds
Not sure if I've told this story here before, but once upon a time, I didn't really get the point of most protests happening my area because I viewed them as "preaching to your own echo chamber" in a lot of cases. Ex: I saw people do a climate march through a very liberal university campus within a very liberal city, and I was just like "Okay, everyone here agrees with you. This place has crazy aggressive sustainability goals. What is the point of this?"
Then when Roe fell, there were a lot of protests outside the courthouses in cities near me, and though those city courthouses do serve the surrounding rural areas as well, the cities themselves are all rather progressive and left-leaning, so once again I was like "Okay, what is the point of this?" but I went anyway just for the experience. We stood on a street corner with our signs. Most people driving by honked in agreement with us. A few people yelled "abortion is murder" at us out their car windows, and we yelled back "abortion is healthcare!" Cool, okay, still didn't get the point because it's not like we were changing any minds or there in large numbers (we were no threat to any power structures), and the city already largely agreed with us.
But then we got another SUV that pulled up and yelled "abortion is murder!" at us (both husband and wife this time). Looked in the back seat, and they were traveling with their daughter who was maybe 13ish. She locked eyes with me, gave me the most serious look I've ever received, and gave us a thumbs up just above the window ledge so that her family couldn't see.
And that's the day I learned that protests are not always about threatening entrenched power structures but letting people in isolated ideological bubbles know that there are other perspectives and that if they share them, they're not alone.
We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"
scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
apparently there is a YouTube shorts channel that finds funny Tumblr posts and paraphrases them/Waters them down a bit to be more advertiser friendly,
the really crazy part is the accounts shown are weirdly censored with fake names or random pfps, which one of those pfps was MY CURRENT ONE 😭!?&_
and I had to sit here and figure out if I even said that shit because of my bad memory and constant yapping.
one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"
cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like
"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"
"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"
"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."
"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"
"perfect!"
no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this
when i first heard the term "lolcow" i thought it would be pictures of cattle with captions like "u no can haz cheezburger"
it's fun to see a little kid, at the age where they can recognize a question is being asked but not quite parse out its contents, watching mickey mouse clubhouse and very confidently giving mickey incorrect answers
i think touch screen keyboards are evil. keyboards were never meant to be flat. they need to be tactile
Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
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I heard that war has been declared by @thetrueratking. Shall we be fighting?
- @rat-detector-8x
It was not that false king’s declaration, but my own. My stance is clear. Raise war. Light the fires. Raise the banners! We march under the standard that brings death to false kings.
Gather the others @rat-detector-8x
Let them know it is time to rally their own. And go to that damn king’s blog to wage our war. We must burn it all.
I've said it before but wangxian doing cheating role-play but they can never actually pull it off
*meeting at a public bar*
Wei Ying: hey stranger ;)
Lan Zhan: ...hello. Can I buy you a drink?
Wei Ying: you better not, my husband is Hanguang-Jun, he's insanely possessive and strong~
Lan Zhan getting red ears: how strong?
Wei Ying: your line was supposed to be "he doesn't have to know!" Lan Zhan are you fishing for praise? Let's try again
Lan Zhan: ..... I am married as well
Wei Ying: he can't satisfy you, that's why you came here huh?
Lan Zhan: no he's amazing. He's very sexy
Wei Ying twirling his hair: hehe is that right? Your husband turns you on that much?
Lan Zhan standing up: yes. I want to go home and have sex with my husband right now
Wei Ying getting out of his seat: yeah me too
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