It's Fun To See A Little Kid, At The Age Where They Can Recognize A Question Is Being Asked But Not Quite
it's fun to see a little kid, at the age where they can recognize a question is being asked but not quite parse out its contents, watching mickey mouse clubhouse and very confidently giving mickey incorrect answers
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Minute™ rice takes more than 60 seconds to cook. False advertising!
Unless...
It's not pronounced "MIN-it" rice, it's "my-NOOT" rice!
Y'know, because grains of rice are really small.
one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"
cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like
"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"
"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"
"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."
"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"
"perfect!"
no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this
Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao
always remember,
a weed is not a classification of a type of plant,
it only means a plant growing where you dont want it,
but no plant at all, Is a Weed
There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
The Extent of my Knowledge of Hazbin Hotel
My credentials:
I watched a youtube poop
my girlfriend likes the show
a scene with a song my gf liked was on while I was in the room once
existing on the internet and being exposed to it against my will
sparse research
this is HAZBIN
she is related to billy the puppet
her best friend is vagina
she thinks being evil is bad so shes trying to teach the evil guys to stop
This is VAGINA
shes not really into whatevers going on
probably needs to see a doctor or something
might have a vagina
This is RADIO MAN
he makes my eyes hurt when i look at him
talks like an old radio
video killed the radio star
hes like a jackalope man or something
This is GAY SPIDER
He likes to smoke crack
He can sus
Has C cups
daddy kink
he looks like if they decided to make pink eye a villain in the episode of the osmosis jones tv show
makes me think about that song about the guy fucking the spider
This is THE BOSS
porn
shes from a different show i think in the twizzler cinematic universe
her best friend is richard horvitz
her orange cousin isnt even fat
