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Auntie Macassar disappeared only for Loonette to suddenly start getting letters from another globe-trotting yellow-wearing relative

I'm glad his transition went so well

It is the 31st anniversary of the original Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode where Robotnik says “PINGAS”

Happy pingaversary

hazbin hotel if i wrote it

gay spider: hey hazbin made a lasagna. 's pretty good.

radio man: it could use some more oregano. [lip smack] not gonna lie.

gay spider: that wasn't an invitation to eat directly from my plate, Nathaniel.

radio man: was the garlic pre-minced? it tastes pre-minced.

gay spider: what does that even mean? how can you taste that?

radio man: the mincing. i dont taste it.

hazbin: heyyy guys i made a lasagna! hows everyone in the hotel my friends!

radio man: oh yeah i saw. im not very hungry right now though.

vagina: i ate. the whole rest of the lasagna.

hazbin: oh my satan really you liked it that much?!

radio man: pre-minced.

vagina: mm?

radio man: the garlic was pre-minced.

vagina: how can you even taste that?

gay spider: that's what i was saying!

Hazbin: haha well i guess i'll have to bake another for vagina but first, we are going to hell-target to have sex in the plus size clothing section.

bartender muppet: how genius! nobody else will be there. except Ronnie the plus sized lesbian pit fiend. a character in this show. she is a "butch lesbian" and smokes cogarettes. she has a "strap"

radio man: William may i have the rest of your lasagna

gay spider: i thought you didn't like it and said you weren't hungry?

radio man: ya. i dont care i wanna eat it.

gay spider: fine. [pushes the plate towards the anthropomorphic jackalope man]

[jump cuts to porn wolf and richard horvitz pouring skim milk into an inflatable pool with enraptured fascination]

one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"

cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like

"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"

"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"

"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."

"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"

"perfect!"

no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

transition milestone: marked increase in the number of jars i can't open

be free!!