Latest Posts by dvyfknjns - Page 6
Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP
Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.
Fra underverdenen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNRRLVXlkh0&t=751s
not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie
if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good
“reblog this or your mom will die”
“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”
“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”
“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”
“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”
This is the biggest buck I’ve ever seen. He would have been a monster when he was alive. Look at how much larger he is compared to the other buck skull cap! I’m pretty sure he died naturally since no hunter would have killed him and left his antlers behind; I’m happy he lived out his days as a huge guardian of the forest.
tumblr, or as i like to call it, performative journaling
me: mom, i need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself
i hate mornings but i love you
me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you
the rumors are true, i am an angel.
So talk to me about why I’m your dream girl
how to tell if im a dilf or a regular dad
WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus
well, i remember i HAD a thought….
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
requested by garden-of-faith
ⓒMio Im http://instagram.com/cochlea1313
me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly
Daud: Not today, Satan!
The Outsider: You’ve been cancelling plans with me for a month now. If it was something I said, please tell me so. This is just rude.