Fra Underverdenen

I literally cannot believe you have to keep putting food in your body every day, I JUST ate yesterday and you’re telling me I have to eat again. Who the fuck came up with this

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

feels like shit

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me: