Me Coming To My Senses: Wow He Was Ugly

person: you look dead

me: thanks

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

Endless Ghibli (45/?)

Corvo, rummaging through a dumpster: Hey look, coffee! Looks like my luck is taking a turn!

Corvo: [Sips it & spit-takes]

Corvo: WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?