So Talk To Me About Why I’m Your Dream Girl

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

No offense but I want to be stupidly in love with someone. I want to be an utter fucking dumbass with someone and them have the same amount of chaotic energy. I want to go absolutely feral and them be just as into as I am

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A sneaky friend!

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: