The Rumors Are True, I Am An Angel.

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to

Icelandic Phallological Museum

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself