Latest Posts by dvyfknjns - Page 7

person: you look dead

me: thanks

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

feels like shit

never forget the flask of whisky i found buried in the ground while on year 11 school camp in 2015. it was so old i had to smash the bottleneck to get it open.. spent the evening absolutely shitfaced during group activities 🤦🏻‍♂️ you’ll always be in my heart 💓

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

begone THOT

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

Bones! I finally finished processing the spike buck I pulled in September (last image)! I kept some of the bones for myself and traded the rest for a c.oyote skull from a local oddity shop!

The buck was found on my grandma’s property and was killed and eaten by dogs. I do not kill animals for their bones

my j.avelina and her crazy adolescent teeth

selfie

2017-2019

Work in Progress

i didnt draw the other eye bc i just dont have that kinda motivation today dood

literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged

I’m gonna get ranted at for this one

I literally cannot believe you have to keep putting food in your body every day, I JUST ate yesterday and you’re telling me I have to eat again. Who the fuck came up with this

I’ve had this joke in my head for goddamn WEEKS

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ just be yourself xx

I want all of your work tattooed on my body but i dont have enough skin, what is a girl to do?

Steal the flesh of your enemies, but only like, if they’re OK with that.

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

would an alien think im pretty

When you say the right words in the wrong order

@singfortrees

Empress Jessamine Kaldwin I (you cannot save her)