Dracodrago138 - DracoDrago138

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

If you know you know if you don’t fate has cursed you

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

Ask me anything! (Please I need to talk to someone)

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military