If You Know You Know If You Don’t Fate Has Cursed You

That fucker…

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

HES FUCKIN GONE

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

it’s the last supper but with onions and Jesus is Shrek but also judis is Shrek

Onions

OiI on canvas

Reblog for golf cart monkey

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though