Dec 26, 2021.
Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.
Everyday self: you've had a long day and you're tired. Nothing wrong with some calm quiet relaxing things this evening.
Inner kinky self: go find some appropriately stimulating inspiration and get really deep into a headspace where stronger bearded hairy guys wrestle for the right to top you and impregnate you.
Dec 26, 2021.
Fuzzy looks from November 2016.
Technology and the Death of Romance
A mini-play in three acts.
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Act I
"I made you a mix tape!"
"Thanks, but I don't use cassettes anymore."
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Act II
"I burned this mix CD for you!"
"No one plays CDs anymore."
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Act III
"...mp3 playlist?"
"oh, okay, *fine*."
Amen to this.
aaannd... post