So... Who Is The (other) Daddy?

Retro-Hipster Wizard Detective ready for some escape room shenanigans.

A couple who were attending a wedding reception spent a long time in line to meet the wedding party and congratulate the newlyweds. By the time they were finally able to go sit down, both of them were extremely thirsty.

"I'll go get us some drinks. What would you like?" the man asked his companion.

"Anything is fine. I'm too parched to be picky. Whatever you can get quickly."

The man nodded and went off to survey the drink options. First he went to the bar where spirits and mixed drinks were being served, but there were already so many other guests waiting to be served that he realized it would be a long wait.

The next option was a table where various wines were available, but once again there were so many people sampling wines and taking forever to decide which one they wanted that he gave up in frustration.

The beer table was no better. He had been hoping to just grab a couple of bottles and go, but the beer was being served draft style and many guests were already waiting in line for their turns.

He was about to give up in despair, when he finally noticed a table where punch was being served.

Much to his relief, he realized that there was no punch line.

Queen of her own Candy Corn Castle.

Aphternoon photo phun.

Celebs I used to look like, part 1.

This!

Two moods

Technology and the Death of Romance

A mini-play in three acts.

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Act I

"I made you a mix tape!"

"Thanks, but I don't use cassettes anymore."

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Act II

"I burned this mix CD for you!"

"No one plays CDs anymore."

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Act III

"...mp3 playlist?"

"oh, okay, *fine*."

Feeling breedable, but not particularly submissive. 😈

Any bearded, hairy bad-asses out there wanna see if you're strong and determined enough to pin me down and force my tight hole open so you can make me take your seed? 🔥🥵

Hey, a hot 5-Way is a hot 5-Way.