Hey, A Hot 5-Way Is A Hot 5-Way.

Sept 7, 2020. Before and after my haircut.

Him: So what that mouth do?

Me: given past experience as a guide, probably say some weird awkward shit

When the partridge, pear tree, turtledoves, French hens, calling birds, and FIVE gold rings haven't sealed the deal yet, one should probably TAKE THE HINT already.

But no, the person from that song? Escalates.

"Oh, the gold rings and small charming birds weren't good enough for ya? Prepare to deal with some Large Aggressive Waterfowl. You've been warned."

"And if *that* doesn't convince you, I am gonna have to start recruiting some human help. Like, lots and lots of people, most of them rambunctious or at least rather loud. Because *I* know how to party!"

Disco Elysium cosplay.

Does this outfit make me look Harry?

Celebs I used to look like, part 2.

new haircut vibes.

things I learned from disco elysium (20 hours in):

1. be weirder

2. don't kill yourself

3. help people, even if you can't do much

4. punch racists and fascists

5. eat the rich

6. cities have blood and lungs. listen to them

7. being gay makes you cool as FUCK

March 2023