Celebs I Used To Look Like, Part 1.

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.

Nailed it. Perfect take. No notes.

Izzy Hands is the angriest type of repressed lust in a gay man.

I mean look at this scene, he's trying to mock Lucius for being a prettyboi and tries to be homophobic toward him and Black Pete, but he goes SO overboard with it that I can't help but feel that, for a moment, Izzy accidentally slipped into a different headspace and revealed a very genuine, moaning bottom boy Izzy.

His feigned moans just get way too intense and the way Lucius and Pete look at each other...

No man can accidentally get THAT lewd and not be a lust-tortured begging bottom.

Oh, sure. I overthink, sometimes.

But am I actually overthinking *enough*?

Me at age 44.

Zzz...

Adventurous facial hair, August, 2013.

Queen of her own Candy Corn Castle.

Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!

Hey, a hot 5-Way is a hot 5-Way.

Always delicious.

DAVID HARBOUR photographed by Daniel Rosenthal for A BOOK OF MAGAZINE (July 2022).