Retro-Hipster Wizard Detective Ready For Some Escape Room Shenanigans.

Always delicious.

DAVID HARBOUR photographed by Daniel Rosenthal for A BOOK OF MAGAZINE (July 2022).

“Cranky to Happy in 5 seconds”

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quality time

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.

Freshly groomed!

When the partridge, pear tree, turtledoves, French hens, calling birds, and FIVE gold rings haven't sealed the deal yet, one should probably TAKE THE HINT already.

But no, the person from that song? Escalates.

"Oh, the gold rings and small charming birds weren't good enough for ya? Prepare to deal with some Large Aggressive Waterfowl. You've been warned."

"And if *that* doesn't convince you, I am gonna have to start recruiting some human help. Like, lots and lots of people, most of them rambunctious or at least rather loud. Because *I* know how to party!"

April 18, 2023.

Level-up day. Level 54 achieved.

I assure you I am in a good mood, even though the picture looks a little grumpy. That is the face of a man who just woke up, but is not ready to get out of bed yet.