Feeling Breedable, But Not Particularly Submissive. 😈

Wondering if any of the kids from those old "Crunchatize me, Cap'n!" commercials went on to develop crunchatizing fasciitis.

I love this portrait of me by the talented Dave Davenport @dogspunk.bsky.social!

The theme was how I might show up anticipating a Date With a Werewolf.

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

July 13, 2023.

Happy World Beard Day!