Latest Posts by crispyzom - Page 8

Ethan: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy’.

Mark: i'm so sleepy of your shit.

Caleb: Let me get this straight-

Reggie: More let me run this bi you

Luke: Let's pan this out

Alex: I'm gay

@outofcontextunusannus 

your thing gave me the idea for this other thing 

is this a meme template? 

Nobody:

Ethan’s horse: C H O M P 

Mark in a ponytail makes my heart go doki doki

not mark saying “don’t touch me” again 😔 I thought we were past this

i need validation 

Reblog if..

You think bisexuals who end up with the opposite gender are still valid bisexuals.

Here’s a gif for when you wish to proudly proclaim your Bisexuality to all!

todays video:

Mark: being a good coach and giving good tips on how to wrestle 

Ethan: *m e l o n   m a n   n o i s e s*

THIS

The killer is among us

Ethan: You know what really bothers me? When crunchy food goes stale, it becomes soft  and chewy, but when soft food goes stale, it turns crunchy. What kind of twisted sick joke is that?

Mark, on the phone: ethan its 3am go to sleep 

Mark: Okay so, if you have 19 cookies and I asked you for 3, how many would you have?

Ethan: None.

Mark: Ethan, dude this is basic math. It's not that-

Ethan: I would give you all of my cookies, because I love you.

Mark:(voice cracking) disgusting. get out of my house 

Mark, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Ethan on the other side of the aisle: Do you want any chips?

Ethan, yelling at full volume: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

Annus: It would be nice to change the world, you know?

Unus: For the better?

Annus:

Unus: Answer me 

[air horn sound]

[second air horn sound]

Ethan: This isn't deodorant. 

Mark: *very focused on his work, listening to classical music, editing like 3 videos at once, hardworking boi*

Ethan: *upside down in his chair trying to drink a redbull while still upside down* Do you think stars have feelings? 

I AM BISEXUAL BITCHES 💖💙💜

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

ALL HAIL THE PUMPKIN KING 

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp 

Amy: There’s only one thing worse than death.

Amy: *pulls of piece of paper to reveal the words ‘Ethan’s Death’*

Mark: *gasps* Ethan.

Amy: n o 

we have all fixed the ending of that movie don’t try and deny it

this but make it ethan nestor/crankgameplays in every single unus annus video 

Peter: things i want, snuggles.

Peter: things i receive, struggles.

i made another thing because all i see are theories on that video. im sure you know which one