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PEOPLE ARE POSTING THE UNUS ANNUS VIDEOS ON PORNHUB DHHFBSBD

i fell called out smh

KINGS NEED PROTECTION TOO

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

for anyone currently crying about the end being 5 hours away. 

L A U G H 

Ifi my kids come across this in the future they are going to seriously question humanity 

Unus Annus things no one will believe happened once it’s gone:

• They posted a video every day for a year and NEVER missed a SINGLE DAY.

•Mark and Ethan cooked with sex toys. Twice.

• Mark had an entire revenge arc that ended with him shooting Ethan with a paintball.

• They got pepper sprayed in the face for fun.

• There was a video where they literally just ate ice cream cake and it was hilarious.

• Mark swam in the ocean even though he’s afraid of it.

• They wrote multiple tiny songs.

• Ethan got a new nickname (EEF).

• Mark let Ethan taze him for fun.

• Mark swears he’s not a masochist but he is.

•They put piss through a brita filter and drank it

• Ethan taught mark how to do a backflip. (They met at a Markiplier pannel where Ethan did a flip for him.)

• They pierced each others ears.

• They ate the world’s hottsst chip.

• Mark broke his nose twice in one week.

• They made DIY Wine, DIY cheese, DIY butter, and DIY sausages.

• They painted each other

• They ate bugs multiple times.

• They drove around eating pickles and singing.

• They actually learned the art of fire eating. And salsa dancing. And choreographed stage fighting.

• They made an indoor tornado.

• Mark let Ethan pressure wash him.

• They bought an actual coffin.

• They donated thousands of dollars worth of brand new toys to charity because they felt like it.

• And, my favorite, They grew the best bromance of a friendship I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

i am APPALLED at how fast yall work on tumblr. like the livestream is on right now and i see meme after meme on here about what they’re showing live. like DAMN

Why are we silent???

this is 100% mark and ethan when making unus annus videos 

gUYS WE ARE IN DOUBLE DIGITS TOMORROW ASUDNWUIQHDOISNQOUDHOQOIWDHIBIUEFCOINWDOOIANSDOQJN

IM NOT READY

this is my mood 24/7

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

FORGET WHATEVER BULLSHIT MARK IS DOING

LOOK AT AMY!!!

this month its the elections

PLEASE GO VOTE! 

this expresses my mood for the next two weeks perfectly 

h o r s e t o r n a d o

*wheeze*

Keefe *While in the Forbidden cities* : How much for the horse tornado?

Sophie: Keefe… that’s a carousel.

Keefe: I must have it.

This has happened every time they go to the store but sophie makes him to back for Keefe

Fitz [About Keefe]: Hey, I lost my friend can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk: Sure.

Fitz: *leans into the mic* Goodbye you little shit.

IM HAVING A STROKE

Teamiplier as Troubled Birds

Mark

Amy

Ethan

Tyler

Kathryn

FUCK YES THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL

you can’t raise an entire generation on stories of “chosen ones” and young heros who band together with there friends and overthrow corrupt governments and evil figures and systems, gen z was raised on stories of heros doing what is right and fighting for what they believe in and who were willing to do whatever it takes to make change happen and then expect them NOT TO DO JUST THAT?!?! like wtf did you expect?!? and on top of all that we don’t fear death so there it literally nothing stopping us

Other werewolfs: scary, would tear you to shreds, known to be monsters, howl at the full moon, actually pretty scary if you saw one, agony , 

Mark as a werewolf: UwU 

THIS IS VERY POWERFUL AND IMPORTANT! I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY 

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

it's so fucking scary how close the election is. dear god, PLEASE FUCKING VOTE.

WE HAVE 8 DAYS, 8 DAYS UNTIL THE RIGHTS OF OVER HALF OF THE COUNTRY ARE DECIDED FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

please, vote by mail, vote at the polls on the third, vote early, JUST PLEASE FUCKING VOTE. i have never been more scared and terrified for my future, and millions of people across this country feel the same way.

god, vote this man out. vote out this fucking coward. don't vote for yourself, vote for george floyd who didn't make it back to his family that day. vote for the immigrant children put in cages and separated from their parents. vote for women who deserve a choice for their own body. vote for the millions of people who will lose healthcare in the middle of a pandemic. vote for the lgbtq+ community who can't get married. vote for the fucking climate. vote for the over 200,000 PEOPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT COULDVE BEEN PREVENTED.

please. fucking. vote.

Sandor: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 's.'

Ro: *looks over at Sophie and Keefe*

Ro: Is it sexual tension?

Ro and I are one

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline:1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433

LifeLine:1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline:1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673

Grief Support:1-650-321-5272

Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders):08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600

Drinkline:0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline:00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline:022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada):1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina:54-0223-493-0430

Australia:13-11-14

Austria:01-713-3374

Barbados:429-9999

Belgium:106

Botswana:391-1270

Brazil:21-233-9191

China:852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong:2389-2222)

Costa Rica:606-253-5439

Croatia:01-4833-888

Cyprus:357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic:222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark:70-201-201

Egypt:762-1602

Estonia:6-558-088

Finland:040-5032199

France:01-45-39-4000

Germany:0800-181-0721

Greece:1018

Guatemala:502-234-1239

Holland:0900-0767

Honduras:504-237-3623

Hungary:06-80-820-111

Iceland:44-0-8457-90-90-90

India:022 2754 6669

Israel:09-8892333

Italy:06-705-4444

Japan:3-5286-9090

Latvia:6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia:03-756-8144

(Singapore:1-800-221-4444)

Mexico:525-510-2550

Netherlands:0900-0767

New Zealand:4-473-9739

New Guinea:675-326-0011

Nicaragua:505-268-6171

Norway:47-815-33-300

Philippines:02-896-9191

Poland:52-70-000

Portugal:239-72-10-10

Russia:8-20-222-82-10

Spain:91-459-00-50

South Africa:0861-322-322

South Korea:2-715-8600

Sweden:031-711-2400

Switzerland:143

Taiwan:0800-788-995

Thailand:02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago:868-645-2800

Ukraine:0487-327715

petition to have hee-hoo and the gongoozler have a fight to the death to see who is superior 

THIS IS SO PRETTY 

JUST LIKE ETHAN

Life vs. Death 🌸💀

So I was re-watching the Feb livestream and something just reminded me of something else no biggie pls excuse me i just need a moment or several

OML THIS HAS OPPENED MY EYES 

The timer at the end of every video isn't how much time is left, it's just a representation of Amy's patience

yall my parents are so cute 

this is so freaking cool 

i want 20

ITS FINISHED

Thank you again to @spacedust-art for letting me use their design for this jacket

@markiplier @crankgameplays

im in L O V E 

Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before

Hey amigo, I made some sketches

Vampire mouth with LGBT flag

Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses

Ghouls, all representing a different flag

LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood

Witch please, I’m bihexual

A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke 

Is there a design you like? 

Illinois: I'll speak French between your legs

Yancy: the hottest things I've ever been told

Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis

Captain Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA

Captain Magnum: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Y/N, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS

Dark: none of you should ever be having sex