I AM BISEXUAL BITCHES 💖💙💜

if u ever feel bad about ur limited knowledge of the star wars universe, dont worry! din djarin knows less than u and hes literally in it.

listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious

Can you imagine how confuddled Vader must have been at the bespin duel

Vader: he's trained with yoda and obi-wan, I shouldn't let my guard down - let's just test the waters

Luke: I'm going to do a jump here and oof oh no I'm backpedaling rn oh shit uhhh just slash and hack boys act like you know what you're doing stay calm stay calm

Vader: .....what the kriff is he doing

Vader: is this a new dueling tactic I've never heard of?

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Luke: blindly slashes out his saber

Vader: that isn't part of any lightsaber form

Luke: djjdjshsh I think I'm doing well rn actually

Vader: what the fuck? What the fuck is this? Why did he respond to my attack with blindly flailing his arms about instead of the textbook parry? What's his plan?

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Vader, crying: please.. please fight normally....

Luke: getting beaten up by flying debris if I'm confused the opponent is confused too

My work for rottmnt zine 🐢

I still can't find words to describe it other than "time is cruel"

THIS

The killer is among us

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Annus: It would be nice to change the world, you know?

Unus: For the better?

Annus:

Unus: Answer me