If You Love Two People At The Same Time, Choose The Second. Because If You Really Loved The First One,

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp 

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stoick talking about his wife makes me soft UWU


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7 months ago

being his controversially young gf could fix me

Being His Controversially Young Gf Could Fix Me
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1 year ago

Writing Description Notes:

Updated 6th June 2024 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes

Facial Expressions

Masking Emotions

Smiles/Smirks/Grins

Eye Contact/Eye Movements

Blushing

Voice/Tone

Body Language/Idle Movement

Thoughts/Thinking/Focusing/Distracted

Silence

Memories

Happy/Content/Comforted

Love/Romance

Sadness/Crying/Hurt

Confidence/Determination/Hopeful

Surprised/Shocked

Guilt/Regret

Disgusted/Jealous

Uncertain/Doubtful/Worried

Anger/Rage

Laughter

Confused

Speechless/Tongue Tied

Fear/Terrified

Mental Pain

Physical Pain

1 year ago
Best Thing After Being On Your Feet All Day.
Best Thing After Being On Your Feet All Day.

Best thing after being on your feet all day.

MY DAYS HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH HUSKERDUST BRAINROT.

Description under the cut!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: a Huskerdust comic sketch

PANEL 1: Angel is falling asleep at the bar, his body is halfway a limp noodle in the chair. Husk has just finished pouring a drink into a martini glass for him.

Husk: (smiles) Why don't you finish your drink and then head upstairs?

Angel: Mmm... don'wanna...

Husk: There's a surprise waiting for you.

Angel: ! (an anime-style ahoge perks up from Angel's head with interest)

PANEL 2: Angel, along with Fat Nuggets, pokes his head into his bathroom, where a candlelit bubble bath has been drawn up for him in the giant claw-foot tub. There's a stack of bath products and towels nearby.

Angel: Nuggsy, I need to put a ring on that man.

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1 year ago

Saw this video took screen shots and it perfectly fits my entire idea of that episode

Saw This Video Took Screen Shots And It Perfectly Fits My Entire Idea Of That Episode
Saw This Video Took Screen Shots And It Perfectly Fits My Entire Idea Of That Episode
Saw This Video Took Screen Shots And It Perfectly Fits My Entire Idea Of That Episode
Saw This Video Took Screen Shots And It Perfectly Fits My Entire Idea Of That Episode

Cause like everyone had some shit happening and then there’s Leo who wore a wig that steals things

4 years ago

FUCK YES THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL

you can’t raise an entire generation on stories of “chosen ones” and young heros who band together with there friends and overthrow corrupt governments and evil figures and systems, gen z was raised on stories of heros doing what is right and fighting for what they believe in and who were willing to do whatever it takes to make change happen and then expect them NOT TO DO JUST THAT?!?! like wtf did you expect?!? and on top of all that we don’t fear death so there it literally nothing stopping us

4 years ago

Other werewolfs: scary, would tear you to shreds, known to be monsters, howl at the full moon, actually pretty scary if you saw one, agony , 

Mark as a werewolf: UwU 


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4 years ago

SHARE THIS! DON’T JUST LIKE IT! REBLOG AND SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE!

WHAT TO DO AT AN ICE CHECKPOINT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE A WHITE CITIZEN

(please, please, please copy, paste, and share widely):

-Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100 miles of a border or “external boundary.” This includes coastlines so NYC is within the 100-mile zone.

-Border patrol can only ask brief questions about citizenship, and they cannot hold you for an extended time without cause.

-You always have the right to remain silent. You do not need to answer their questions.

-***WITH THAT SAID, IF YOU ARE A BORN CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK UP.***

-The most important acts of resistance are the small ones. Make it difficult and uncomfortable for ICE agents to do their jobs. They are counting on citizens to turn a blind eye and allow them to deport undocumented citizens without challenge. Disabuse of that notion.

-If you are on a train, bus, or anything else and ICE or CBP boards, you need to stand up and loudly let everyone know that they have the right to remain silent or only answer questions in the presence of an attorney, no matter their citizenship or immigration status. There have been numerous reports that confronting the agents in this way has caused them to leave without verifying citizenship. THIS CAN SAVE LIVES.

-If you see anyone being held up by immigration, loudly ask if they are being detained and if they are free to go.

-Immigration officers cannot detain anyone without reasonable suspicion, an agent must have specific facts about you that make it reasonable to believe you are committing or committed, a violation of immigration law or federal law.

If an agent detains you, you can ask for their basis for reasonable suspicion, and they should tell you.

-Always say no to a search and let everyone know that they can and should refuse consent to a search.

-They cannot search or arrest anyone without facts about that make it probable that they are committing, or committed, a violation of immigration law or federal law.

-Silence alone meets neither of these standards. Nor does race or ethnicity alone suffice for either probable cause or reasonable suspicion

-As white citizens, we have a level of privilege which protects us from retaliation from ICE for being “rude” and making a scene, which makes it our DUTY to speak up and make sure people without the same privilege know their rights. GET LOUD. YELL. YELL IN SPANISH IF YOU KNOW IT. LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DON’T HAVE TO SAY SHIT. MAKE ICE UNCOMFORTABLE. THROW SAND IN THE GEARS OF WHITE SUPREMACY.

BONUS INFO:

-It is perfectly legal to record immigration agents as long as you are not on government property or at a port of entry. If your train/bus gets board, pull your phone out and start videotaping immediately.

-If you are detained or see someone getting detained, get the agent’s name, number, and any other identifying information. Get it on tape.

-Contact the ACLU if you see someone’s rights being violated.

10 months ago
crispyzom - your friendly neighborhood bisexual
1 month ago

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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