Caleb: Let Me Get This Straight-

what techno taught ranboo about the legal system-

Big Law: Please sit in this chair, I’d like to ask you some questions

Technoblade, whispering to Ranboo: Deny everything

Ranboo, in a monotone voice: That’s not a chair

h o r s e t o r n a d o

*wheeze*

Keefe *While in the Forbidden cities* : How much for the horse tornado?

Sophie: Keefe… that’s a carousel.

Keefe: I must have it.

hcs and more drarngs below the cut:

basically they first met during the early days of the revolution, when Raph was still there. He even encourage him saying "there's no way he's str8 with a v-neck that low" (it was a sleeveless hakama...) to which leo responds with "were at war, I don't think his sexual orientation is on our need to know basis" "JUST GET OVER THERE"

Sagi thought he's cute, duh its Leo. But he wasn't struck with the idea of romance at first glance. they become friends, competitive in developing their skills and leading their separate groups of the same rebellion. Usagi picked up the nickname fearless for Leo from the rebellion soldiers, He uses it (both for teasing and as an endearment).

Sagi's group had to separate in order to help other colonies prosper but before he leaves there was a vague confession of Leo's feelings. Sagi, (the ahole) only smiles and says that he "admires him equally".

they don't see each other for several years, but when they got back together they grow closer than ever. Thus, old married couple behavior...

thas all thank you<33

Part 2!

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Part 1

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp 

Ifi my kids come across this in the future they are going to seriously question humanity 

Unus Annus things no one will believe happened once it’s gone:

• They posted a video every day for a year and NEVER missed a SINGLE DAY.

•Mark and Ethan cooked with sex toys. Twice.

• Mark had an entire revenge arc that ended with him shooting Ethan with a paintball.

• They got pepper sprayed in the face for fun.

• There was a video where they literally just ate ice cream cake and it was hilarious.

• Mark swam in the ocean even though he’s afraid of it.

• They wrote multiple tiny songs.

• Ethan got a new nickname (EEF).

• Mark let Ethan taze him for fun.

• Mark swears he’s not a masochist but he is.

•They put piss through a brita filter and drank it

• Ethan taught mark how to do a backflip. (They met at a Markiplier pannel where Ethan did a flip for him.)

• They pierced each others ears.

• They ate the world’s hottsst chip.

• Mark broke his nose twice in one week.

• They made DIY Wine, DIY cheese, DIY butter, and DIY sausages.

• They painted each other

• They ate bugs multiple times.

• They drove around eating pickles and singing.

• They actually learned the art of fire eating. And salsa dancing. And choreographed stage fighting.

• They made an indoor tornado.

• Mark let Ethan pressure wash him.

• They bought an actual coffin.

• They donated thousands of dollars worth of brand new toys to charity because they felt like it.

• And, my favorite, They grew the best bromance of a friendship I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Ok so the running gag of Eddie losing his shoes was hilarious but why is none talking about how in the final act, when they are running from the xenophage in the lab, Venom grabs a pair of sneakers for Eddie. The fact that he noticed Eddies lack of shoes and in the middle of a life or death battle remembered “oh shit I need to get some foot protection for my husband” is absolutely adorable. Eddie is constantly on Venoms mind. He’s always thinking about him and how to help him and keep him happy.