Mark: Okay So, If You Have 19 Cookies And I Asked You For 3, How Many Would You Have?

Mark: Okay so, if you have 19 cookies and I asked you for 3, how many would you have?

Ethan: None.

Mark: Ethan, dude this is basic math. It's not that-

Ethan: I would give you all of my cookies, because I love you.

Mark:(voice cracking) disgusting. get out of my house 

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4 years ago

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF 

i finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

4 years ago

@blondie0458

luv u beautiful <3

crispyzom - your friendly neighborhood bisexual
1 year ago
Baby Leo and Donnie are fighting each other in the highchair they are sharing. (They are very small.)

Splinter, setting a saucer down on the tabletop, while holding baby Mikey in his other hand.

Splinter: "Hey!"
Close up shot of Splinter's hand gently pulling Leo away from Donnie. Leo and Donnie are wearing surprised expressions at this.

Splinter: "Boys! Stop that!"
Shot of Splinter looking frustrated still holding baby Leo in his hands. Leo is still stunned about being pulled away from Donnie, his arms stretched out.

Splinter: "I'll have to separate the two of you if this keeps up!"
Splinter looks up shocked as Donnie (off screen) starts crying whines (Donnie cry visualized as a purple spikey speech bubble). Leo, starting to tear up makes a whining/crying noise as well (Leo's cries a visualized by a blue spikey speech bubble)
Close up shot of baby Donnie still in the highchair, physically reaching out for Leo. Donnie's brow is scrunched up and he is tearing, obviously upset. (Small shakey looking purple speech bubbles are around his head to show he is making upset sounds of some kind)
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Alright, my sons... I understand.

I'm sorry I scared you.
You can stay together.
Just behave yourselves.
2 minutes later...
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It

Still thinking about brand new mutated Dad Splinter figuring out the dynamics between his children. It wasn't until I was lining some of this that I realized the unintentional angst in this cute comic, because Splinter seeing how distraught Leo and Donnie are at being separated would hit a little too close to home for him.

1 year ago

Alastor and Rosie are my everything

am i late? I heared it was aroace week???

Alastor And Rosie Are My Everything

i usually don't draw this kind of stuff but this is canon SO

i bet Rosie is the one who explains all new slang to him

Alastor And Rosie Are My Everything
Alastor And Rosie Are My Everything

they're besies your honor

1 year ago

Can you imagine how confuddled Vader must have been at the bespin duel

Vader: he's trained with yoda and obi-wan, I shouldn't let my guard down - let's just test the waters

Luke: I'm going to do a jump here and oof oh no I'm backpedaling rn oh shit uhhh just slash and hack boys act like you know what you're doing stay calm stay calm

Vader: .....what the kriff is he doing

Vader: is this a new dueling tactic I've never heard of?

---

Luke: blindly slashes out his saber

Vader: that isn't part of any lightsaber form

Luke: djjdjshsh I think I'm doing well rn actually

Vader: what the fuck? What the fuck is this? Why did he respond to my attack with blindly flailing his arms about instead of the textbook parry? What's his plan?

---

Vader, crying: please.. please fight normally....

Luke: getting beaten up by flying debris if I'm confused the opponent is confused too

1 year ago
Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:
Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:
Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:

hcs and more drarngs below the cut:

basically they first met during the early days of the revolution, when Raph was still there. He even encourage him saying "there's no way he's str8 with a v-neck that low" (it was a sleeveless hakama...) to which leo responds with "were at war, I don't think his sexual orientation is on our need to know basis" "JUST GET OVER THERE"

Sagi thought he's cute, duh its Leo. But he wasn't struck with the idea of romance at first glance. they become friends, competitive in developing their skills and leading their separate groups of the same rebellion. Usagi picked up the nickname fearless for Leo from the rebellion soldiers, He uses it (both for teasing and as an endearment).

Sagi's group had to separate in order to help other colonies prosper but before he leaves there was a vague confession of Leo's feelings. Sagi, (the ahole) only smiles and says that he "admires him equally".

they don't see each other for several years, but when they got back together they grow closer than ever. Thus, old married couple behavior...

Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:
Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:
Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:
Hcs And More Drarngs Below The Cut:

thas all thank you<33

4 years ago
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???

Why are we silent???

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crispyzom - your friendly neighborhood bisexual
your friendly neighborhood bisexual

she/they 20 gay af too many hyperfixations to count spend more time thinking out stories than writing them 🤌🤌

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