Latest Posts by crayonboy - Page 10
but wow. a dream. a literal fucking dream.
I’ve drank about 1 lb of water since I’ve come home—169.0 to 169.6
And see, that’s weight from WATER. Nothing I need to fast off or anything. I know it’s weight gained because I added water in my tummy :)
Here’s hoping that 0.6 lbs of water is put to good use….make my acne go away hhh
Reblog if you used to look at thinspo alone in your room at now, but now you’re at school, in the car, on the bus, next to your parents, looking at thinspo.
One of my classmates is a model. A FUCKING REAL MODEL. And she’s sitting in front of me. So I have to stare at her all day long. And it’s so fucking depressing because she’s THINSPO and she’s so beautiful and OMG can we change bodies?
It's for me 💋
Honestly, I love feeling confidently sexual. I want people to see me, hear the clack of my heeled boots, and think "damn, that's a slut". I want sugar free lollies to turn men on as I obliviously suck them. I want that attention. To get dress coded. To look fun. I want to feel powerful.
Not have these jiggly thighs and flabby tummy. I don't want my thigh high stockings to spill over like muffins. Leg flab to buldge from my fishnets. I want my collarbones to peak over my shoulder cut tops, and chokers to accentuate my jugular. I want to have long fingers perfect to touch you with, and cheekbones that stick out whenever you put anything in my mouth. I want my skin to finally be smooth, and clear. Shoulders too bony to support my lingerie straps letting them entice you as you imagine stripping me down. I want to be confident in the treasures you'll find underneath. My eyes to look big. My hipbones to be an arrow pointing to where I want you.
I want it all. I want it, I want it so bad. Perhaps I'm a sadomasochist torturing myself. Edging myself to that body, and then, then... then... ruining it. I scream and cry begging master to let me have it, but the mirror has no reply.
You want it bitch? Work for it.
Looking for thinspo I kept thinking “ughh I love her she’s so pretty but not thin enough to post” and that says a lot. You’re beautiful. Stay safe babes💖
Enjoy
Here's a fitting "Welp, Scott is back on his bullshit again" moodboard for tonight
“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”
I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.
Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already
Oh no that’s terrible! I can’ believe people could be so callous and cruel.
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
Snopes confirms.
M r K r a b s
tuna sek
"Excuse me? Is there any chance I could get a tuna steak and some scritches?"
This is what the LGBTQ+ community needs to be.
This is really how gender works and you can’t say no or I’ll oppress you.
Bepic time to repost a blo-
a thrilling trilogy
Our trip to the science museum goes horribly wrong.
The line up to kiss William is very empty this year. Probably because of his greasy nose.