Katy Perry Went To Space, And We Can't Make QUIET Leaf Blowers? This Is Outrageous

Remember. We are not running away. We are retreating strategically

I'm glad we're friends. We're silly, we're awkward. But I'm so glad you're here.

This is suddenly feeling very relevant as well. But we stay silly

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

Thinking about the time I got attacked by crabs at the beach.

To love and to be loved.

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT

May she who is without sin cast the first stone, but then again perhaps those in stained glass houses should not be throwing stones in the first place.

There's a little border collie who lives in my head. She's very smart, but very restless. If she is not kept busy, she starts chewing up all my furniture.

I wish I had infinite cookie