There's A Little Border Collie Who Lives In My Head. She's Very Smart, But Very Restless. If She Is Not

Could a depressed person do this?

*shaves my legs for the first time since October*

There’s no ache like hometown ache

I like to think I’m a strong sailor, but even I can’t resist the siren’s song of the arts and crafts aisle in the Walmart

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office

WAIT!

Before the semester ends, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

I'm glad we're friends. We're silly, we're awkward. But I'm so glad you're here.

I am so fucking proud of you

Beautiful women named ⚠️HAIL WARNING⚠️ keep messaging me

pov i ask you if you have any sheep to herd. you look back and i'm a border collie

Did you know that if you pay attention in class you'll understand better (I will not be learning from my mistakes)