Thinking About The Time I Got Attacked By Crabs At The Beach.

I hope I’m a better sister to you than she was to me. I love you so much it hurts. I think about you every day. You’re an ass, you can be a pain, and you can be unkind. But I would walk into fire for you. I would do anything to keep you safe. I wish I could do more for you.

I don’t know how you see me, but I’d rather be kind and uncertain, than never be kind at all.

Nothing like the horror of realizing your middle school writing is forever on the internet. Anywho. Moving right along.

Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)

*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-

strawbebbie

I’ll never forget the time I was in the car with my now wife when we were freshmen in college and she was playing “Amen” by Amber Run and, with tears in her eyes, asked me if I’d ever heard it. And I, equally somber, said “yeah in a Warrior Cats PMV.”

@ofthequeenbee

Katy Perry went to space, and we can't make QUIET leaf blowers? This is outrageous

On a related note, I think that the pepper jack cheese is getting spicier.

Children are to be seen AND heard.

Fun fact! It costs zero dollars ($0.00 USD) to be kind :)