I Think I'm Going To Have A Little ✨menty B✨

On a related note, I think that the pepper jack cheese is getting spicier.

new year, new me! I'm going to get even sillier

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with a dysfunctional family! My your turkey be tender and your patience be steadfast

Thank you to everyone who participated in my study. For your troubles, I can offer you two Tylenol, and a piece of gum.

I am violently and relentlessly kind.

Remember ladies. Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you eat it for breakfast

There are few things I love more than lightning at night. It's so raw, so powerful. Nothing makes me feel smaller than seeing the night sky lit up as if it were noon.

There's a little border collie who lives in my head. She's very smart, but very restless. If she is not kept busy, she starts chewing up all my furniture.

I miss her