My Very First Playlist I Ever Made Was On My IPhone 5 And It Was Called “On TØP”

I feel like the beach showcases humanity at its finest. There are happy newlyweds taking pictures together. Elderly couples walk hand in hand and watch the sunset. Little kids bubble over with excitement when they see the water for the first time. Everyone is collecting shells. There is pure, uncontainable joy. A sense of peace hangs in the air along with the salt.

And then I look for too long and see the plastic bottle caps bobbing in the water and the beer cans littering the sand.

pov i ask you if you have any sheep to herd. you look back and i'm a border collie

It's because you're always doing those damn ann bibs

Not every day is a good day.

But today certainly was.

*flight of the bumblebee plays furiously as I navigate Walmart*

She likes me 'cause I'm bad (went through a roundabout at 30 mph instead of the speed limit of 25)

This is suddenly feeling very relevant as well. But we stay silly

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

Thank you to everyone who participated in my study. For your troubles, I can offer you two Tylenol, and a piece of gum.

Fighting my inner demons (I want to eat pudding for breakfast)