I feel like the beach showcases humanity at its finest. There are happy newlyweds taking pictures together. Elderly couples walk hand in hand and watch the sunset. Little kids bubble over with excitement when they see the water for the first time. Everyone is collecting shells. There is pure, uncontainable joy. A sense of peace hangs in the air along with the salt.
And then I look for too long and see the plastic bottle caps bobbing in the water and the beer cans littering the sand.
To love and to be loved.
I miss her
Beautiful women named ⚠️HAIL WARNING⚠️ keep messaging me
Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)
*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-
wait, you're telling me that there are people who don't constantly overthink every single thing they do? Dang. Next you'll say there are people who don't lie awake at night and think about every cringey thing they've ever done
This is suddenly feeling very relevant as well. But we stay silly
I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨
Well, you know what they say