Girlhood Is Turning Your Cellular Hotspot On In The Taco Bell Parking Lot So Your Friend Can Order The

The voice of the people (me in my chemistry lecture) has been silenced (my professor didn’t see my raised hand)

I wish I had infinite cookie

Hey, there’s always next year, right?

I feel like the beach showcases humanity at its finest. There are happy newlyweds taking pictures together. Elderly couples walk hand in hand and watch the sunset. Little kids bubble over with excitement when they see the water for the first time. Everyone is collecting shells. There is pure, uncontainable joy. A sense of peace hangs in the air along with the salt.

And then I look for too long and see the plastic bottle caps bobbing in the water and the beer cans littering the sand.

I miss her

I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)

There’s no ache like hometown ache

I am violently and relentlessly kind.

“It’s okay lol I don’t care” - bitch who cares so much her bones hurt

There's a little border collie who lives in my head. She's very smart, but very restless. If she is not kept busy, she starts chewing up all my furniture.