My Wife: Do You Want A Wordle Hint? It's Pretty Esoteric And Random - I Don't Know How Helpful It'll

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Katy Perry went to space, and we can't make QUIET leaf blowers? This is outrageous

My very first playlist I ever made was on my iPhone 5 and it was called “On TØP”

Me and my wife: discussing the artists that fundamentally changed us in middle school

Me: idk man, "soap" had a chokehold on me, and don't even get me started on "teen idle"

My wife: holy shit "teen idle." Have you even heard "girls"? Holy shit, I was transported.

My boyfriend, standing there so confused: ...................huh

And why do I remember it? It wasn't remarkable. It wasn't special. It was just a moment, maybe eight, nine seconds. And yet it remains. Why is this what I remember? I forget everything. My memory is hazy and foggy. I can't think straight. It's so hard for me. I try so hard to remember things I need. Things I want. Things I love. Why can't I forget this? Why do I cling to it?

Dear mr professor,

sorry i didnt do the assignment. tummy hurt

Life is a highway and I am a Chevy Impala with my hazard lights flashing

Hey! What's the hardest part of having a boyfriend and a wife?

Oh! Easy. Google calendar.

There are few things I love more than lightning at night. It's so raw, so powerful. Nothing makes me feel smaller than seeing the night sky lit up as if it were noon.

I'm glad we're friends. We're silly, we're awkward. But I'm so glad you're here.

I am so fucking proud of you