Do More Whimsical Things. Put No Limits On Whimsy.

just saw this on twitter and … a bullet would’ve hurt less ..

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Thunderbolts* Spoilers Without Context

Peter Parker: if someone looks at me before 10 am imma eat drywall

Tony: normally I would be worried about you saying stuff like this, but I actually understand completely

"Not all men" you're right, Spencer Reid would never

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

hAHAHAHHAHA NOOO I LOVE TO CAUSE PAAAAIN lmao

I like to think he chose Steve's cause his old room reminded him of what he was like freshly de-winter soldier-ed :]

“do we think yelena picked nat’s room” WRAP IT UP

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

anyone else ever have CRAZY nightmares for no reason? i just did, and i woke up so confused i have no idea who i am, i took a bath to calm down but DAMN wtf brain i knew we were capable of creating horrors untouched by mankind but did we have to do it to ME?

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them