*On The Quinjet*

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

Every peer, friend and foe of Tommy has an obsession to detonate or to detonate. Wilbur and november 16th, Dream and dug-out pits, technoblade and doomsday, Tubbo and nukes, and finally quackity and his casino. It’s an all or nothing. There’s certainty in that.

Some are for death, others are for defense, and the majority is for the offense.

What’s funny is that Tommy is always in the position of opposition, to preserve. To fight like men—sword to sword, face to face.

It’s honorable really, sadly that’s what always kills him.

The nuclear ending finally saw him in the position of the offender, of the man who pushes the big red button. He’s addicted to invisible potions and is revived five times over. regretful or not he’ll follow his brother’s footsteps, and will look at the nuclear helm that nears him with a look of ease. There’s certainty in that.

Yet, in comparison with the retreat ending, he’s a man free of war, a man stuck in the silence. There’s nothing to preserve, there’s nothing to oppose. He’s getting there, for there’s nothing else to do. That’s scarier than total detonation, because how easy is it to have a three second battle. As his peers bind themselves to bombs, Tommy has finally chosen to bind himself the cruelest fate, to continue.

*Tonys in his lab and Peter walks in holding something behind his back.*

Peter: Mr stark ! Look what I found

Tony: *glancing at him* kid if you have brought an animal in here I swear to god…

Peter: what ? No it’s *he shows he’s holding an avengers tower Lego set* the tower !!!

Tony:

Peter: isn’t it cool

Tony: I didn’t know that was a thing.

Just saw a GIF of Clint Barton in casual clothes holding a bow and am now convinced that in universe he has the same famous person situation as Tony Hawk. He is completely unrecognized in public unless in the vicinity of That One Object. ‘It’s random middle aged guy.’ He picks up a bow. ‘Holy shit it’s Hawkeye!’

he’s in a silly goofy mood 😝

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS NOT A WANT BUT A NEED . IF I HAVE TO, I WILL WRITE THE CONTENT MYSELF

i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner

This was funnier in my head