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MAJOR CME 18.02 SPOILERS

parallels always make me sooooo sick. like i’m still not over her miscarriage. im not over the storyline with roslyn. i’m definitely not getting over this.

jennifer jareau being called a badass before someone dies

Scarlet Johannson fought so that Yelena could RUN AND HAVE FUN.

scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

im the best little brother ever B]

I need a picture of John walker with that stupid little bow don’t ask why

make your kids/toddler/infants ADORABLE with these cc links!!

part one - infants

panda onsie by venusnotflytrap

eyelashes by simmi-kenni

riddle + penguin skin by zombietrait

dolce eyes by wrixie

infant bassinet by SYB

frog onsie by buttertrait

old-fashioned crib by awingedllama

cute outfit by littletodds

summer fit by littletodds

diaper set by gladly

infant cas prop recolour by grimmbats

infant pacifier and fit by littletodds

dungarees by littletodds

summer dress by georgiaglm

diaper recolor by gladlypants

hello kitty infant prop by honeybeemart

oatmilkl skin by elania

babyhair hair by maytaiii

part two - toddlers

cute overalls by littletods

laila and leah hair by georgiaglm

toddler tshirt by rhsims

collared crewneck by casteru

formal diamond shoes by crybaby

ruffle slides by elliesimple

bee hat by feral-poodles

iona hair by QIcc

simple pacifer by lehgaming

formal toddler by catseru

totoro pacifier by mydarling

bantu knots by sehablahsimlish

esmerelda hair by QIcc

cord overalls by rhsims

toddler shoe pack by crybaby

lashes by kijiko (scroll down)

hair pack by casteru

angelo hair by QIcc

erin hair by QIcc

bessie hair by QIcc

jogger set by casteru

briony curly hair by simkoos

part three - kids

everything by casteru

vivienne hair by QIcc

hippo backpack by mydarling

gratiana hair by QIcc

eyelashes by kijiko

irem hair by QIcc

silas dress by kaTpurpura

sienna hair by QIcc

iona hair by QIcc

maxwell dress by kaTpurpura

sweater dress by fabienne

cleo hair by QIcc

graphic tshirt by demondare-sims

cafe sweatsuit by nucrests

cozy weather by powluna

toadstool by moss

amala hair by sehablahsimlish

rowan hair by QIcc

kira hair by QIcc

josie hair by QIcc

part four - general build/buy

aviva kids room by mini-simmer

unicorn birthday by SYB

tiny twavellers by harrie

dreamy toddler by SYB

sleepi nursery by onyxium

beach playset by SYB

baby monitors by katiesimspire

coraline nursery by SYB

nutri-baby food by ats4 (likely broken in new update)

pacifier clutter by scarlett-bulckowisk

dino bedroom by SYB

aviva kids room by mini-simmer

unicorn birthday by SYB

tiny twavellers by harrie

dreamy toddler by SYB

sleepi nursery by onyxium

beach playset by SYB

baby monitors by katiesimspire

coraline nursery by SYB

nutri-baby food by ats4 (likely broken in new update)

pacifier clutter by scarlett-bulckowisk

dino bedroom by SYB

wallpaper by gladlypants

anyone else ever have CRAZY nightmares for no reason? i just did, and i woke up so confused i have no idea who i am, i took a bath to calm down but DAMN wtf brain i knew we were capable of creating horrors untouched by mankind but did we have to do it to ME?

Tony: *opens the door*

Small kid: trick or treat!!

Tony: hey buddy, what are you suppose to be?

Small kid: I’m a ghost! booo👻

Tony, comically clutching his chest: wow that was really scary. here you go *hands him a basket of sweets*

*a kid, who was Peter all this time, jumps out from his ghost costume, takes all the candy, and runs into the darkness of the night, maniacally laughing.*

Tony: oMg not again PETER, COME BACK HOME

scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

oh look it’s the whore of the Lake Territories, the one and only Sol!

boblena this. voidwalker that. actually the thunderbolts are poly or none of them are together take it or leave it

Peter, strolling in smiling after patrol:

Tony: …Why are you smiling like that..?

Peter: Can’t I just smile?

Tony:

Tony, already sighing and grabbing the first aid kit: Alright, I’ll bite— What’d you break?

Peter: Literally all of my ribs please help