mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath
work is so fucking dull this week that its causing me to draw and think about things i would normally never consider. like i do not like five nights at freddys i have not thought about those games since 2015 and all further series knowledge has just been absorbed through cultural osmosis. yet ive drawn nothing but the rabbit one in my notebook all day.
oh so you'll respond to my tumblr but you wont text me back i see how it is. fine i'll go sulk and look at destiel posts and ignore YOU BACK >:( /silly
im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3
that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch
Tony: *opens the door*
Small kid: trick or treat!!
Tony: hey buddy, what are you suppose to be?
Small kid: I’m a ghost! booo👻
Tony, comically clutching his chest: wow that was really scary. here you go *hands him a basket of sweets*
*a kid, who was Peter all this time, jumps out from his ghost costume, takes all the candy, and runs into the darkness of the night, maniacally laughing.*
Tony: oMg not again PETER, COME BACK HOME
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
IM GIGGLING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOKE LENNE.
The devil works fast but thirsty marvel fans work faster
sir….
able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society
me: i wanna talk about my ocs
someone: ok tell me about your ocs
me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them