Sometimes Your Elbow Is Liked By A Little Creature In The Night, And You Just Have To Live With That

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot

sometimes you read a book series just to understand it's fanfic better

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

My prophetic dreams keep spoiling my pirated chinese webnovels.

Thought the Mountain Dew soda streamer was Mountain Dew scented dryer breads.

When you marinate meat, your meat also gets marinated.

does the meth affect the taste of the gator

*Stuffing large marshmallows with nuts to simulate bones as an alternative to eating the birds at my mom's bird feeder whole then eating it while staring at a particularly tasty looking finch*

it's bird time :)

mint infused pads make it feel like your pussy knows how it feels to chew five gum.

Drinking Piggly Wiggly water of unknown origin is like playing Russian Roulette. You can get pool water, water that was sitting outside to long on field day on the last day of school, Satan's toilet water, normal but slightly to the left, normal to the right, westbend, and slightly better than Dasani.