Sometimes You Just Gotta Add A New Plant To The Planter Battle Royal And Hope It Survives

Balbussy

just took a shit so nasty I had to shower immediately afterwards

Nothing is worse than bumping your headphones and turning on ambient mode. You're just watching your silly little videos one second, and the next, you're in the trenches during a storm praying to a god who will not answer for a mercy that will not be given.

whenever I'm depressed dogs hate me and my vibes. they hate me and won't stop barking, which honestly is not helping

When you marinate meat, your meat also gets marinated.

*Stuffing large marshmallows with nuts to simulate bones as an alternative to eating the birds at my mom's bird feeder whole then eating it while staring at a particularly tasty looking finch*

it's bird time :)

sometimes you read a book series just to understand it's fanfic better

Thought the Mountain Dew soda streamer was Mountain Dew scented dryer breads.

who needs patterns I can learn to sew by force of will

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.